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Reviving an Old Talent
Once upon a time, I made a hobby out of writing limericks. Most of them were about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. I wrote some about Britney Spears' parenting skills, Lance Bass coming out of the closet, and Jude Law's s… -
They're Back in the News!
Thanks to fellow xangan roy_j, I became aware of the not-so-surprising report that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes occupy separate bedrooms. This week's Star magazine also confirms this, and, as we all know, Star is as true… -
A Limerick for Lindsay Lohan
Here's a limerick about La Lohan. Of course, if the girl dies, I'm going to feel like a true asshole. Some Words for Lindsay Your talent none dares to attack. But temperance you obviously lack. Stay away fro… -
How does that song go? I love Paris doing jailtime... Er, in the springtime. Right.
I think I'm long overdue for some Paris Hilton limericks. Paris Hilton Does Time In jail sits the princess of glamour. (The punishment for driving whilst hammered.) Through her whines and her sobs, She claims she's f… -
Not to mock a girl who's clearly crying for help...
... but the news about Britney Spears in the last few months just calls for a limerick. A New Look Britney needed a means of escape From all those publicity scrapes. Her fans were appalled When she shaved herself bald… -
Circle of Acquaintances
Despite all my jabs at TomKat, I really am sincerely concerned for Katie Holmes. I mean, look at her wedding album-- What does it mean that the "friends" in attendance include Scientology henchmen who had to verify to t… -
Oh my God, they actually did it.
So Tom and Katie finally sanctified their union. Katie (oh, sorry, is she officially Kate Cruise now?) looks very pretty, though I wonder if she'll slouch in pictures for the rest of her life. Is it me, or does Tommy… -
A Harmless Digression
Upon the_price_of_a_memory's request, here's a new limerick: 'N Perfect Sync The signs really weren't very subtle-- It's men Lance Bass likes to cuddle. With his new self-esteem, He can now pursue his dream: Hitch a ri… -
Some Late Night Musings
Upon manilajones's bidding, I've written some new TomKat limericks: A Wedding L. Ron Would Love We plan to get married in Rome. With our fans there, we'll feel right at home. I'm so glad that Kate's mine. She'll look s…
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